No one fucking gets me

Don't tell Loic

 Don’t tell mat but I recently ate a big bowl of corn. 

The next day I pooped and then afterwards.

I looked down at the bowl and it was black, very  weirdly black with white yellow lumps. everywhere. I suspected that that was the corn. I did not take a picture 

You guys do random shit but when it's my fucking turn you guys call me rancy nark, dirty crack, fuck _____, a fucking bum a loser, a cranky bitch a ranky bitch. Fuck all yall 

Type mother fucking fuck you